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tenpercentbatteryremaining:

PANIC! AT THE DISCO + Music Videos
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bae:  come over
me:  i just got a full energy refill on kim kardashian hollywood
bae:  my parents aren't home
me:  did i fucking stutter
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decreed:

cocktailqueen:

mercenaryyqueen:

never loved a gif so much

this is kinda creepy tho

The story behind this painting is very interesting, though.  The artist’s mother was very sick, so the house was always filled a suffocating silence.  This painting depicts him wanting to scream, but having to be silent, hence the anguished expression.  In the whole painting you see figures in the background, one of which is his sister.
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there are 11 year olds with bigger boobs than me

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egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

(via rafizn)

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big-ending:

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
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gameandwatch:

i remember way too many small details about people so i have to act dumb sometimes so i don’t freak them out

(via cheetahhworld)

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breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

(via asonderdreamwithinadream)

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nic0tine-kisses:

I love this so much that it actually makes me feel a genuine sense of happiness
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offside-goal:

stablefree:

offside-goal:

"Innocent animals"

Are there guilty animals

I wonder if birds sell cocaine

Some are quack dealers

I need a moment that was the most perfect pun I’ve ever seen I love you

(via asonderdreamwithinadream)

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hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

(via lookingformiranda)